America's Obsession with Media and Reality Television. (Osama the Star)

I am indeed a gambling man, and i would bet it all that if Osama Bin Ladin was somehow pardoned for his crimes by the president, virtually ALL of the "Patriotic Americans" that took to the streets cheering "America FUCK YEAH" and celebrating his death would in fact TUNE IN to a reality show starring him if he was given one. Oh sure, at first everyone would be up in arms about the pardon.

Then all the tough guys would emerge vowing to "take him out" themselves.

But then, Americans would all tune into a show about Osama's new life in a Miami Beach loft where he was protected from assassination by security, almost ALL of the Americans that celebrated his death, would tune in to watch the most mundane details of his new life.

These Americans tuning in would largely be made up of the 1 in 7 Americans on food stamps. (Yes that is true, 1 in 7 Americans is so broke they can not afford to eat). And those people would continue tuning in by the millions, so much so that it would make Osama's second season contract $10 million. And then they would tune in even more. And his third season he would earn $25 million and so on.

Americans are so pathetically addicted to reality television that they would make the most hated man on earth a rich man all over again just because they couldn't help it. And they would do this while starving themselves.

And then after his popularity on season 3 of "Osama Beach", Dancing with The Stars would certainly offer him a contract. And guess what? That would be the MOST WATCHED season of DWTS to date. Because these same "Patriotic Americans" that were chanting "Fuck yeah" upon his death would also be chanting "Fuck yeah" after he perfectly dipped Kirstie Alley in a Tango.

And TMZ would photograph him and interview him and make him a ladies man.

And America would tune into TMZ more than ever to look at him.

Because lets face it, any country capable of making a scumbag like "The Situation" a multi million dollar star is certainly capable of doing the same for a mass murdering son of a bitch like Osama Bin Ladin.

And that my fellow Americans is pathetically worth more than the dollar.

@justus4all